Well I met a little chick at the highschool dance
She had a long blond hair and a big wild eyes
I drove her home on my daddy' Ford
Thought she'd kiss me but I was wrong
She said: "Not so fast, man. I'm so tired
Call me in the mornig, it will be all right"
So I called that baby and I got that date
Standing on the corner I wasnt late
Shiny boots and a brand new tie
But I felt nervous just don't know why
Somethin' happend, I felt wet
A Bird shit left right on my head
Bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie
Tough kind of luck
Well Bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie
I'm gonna shoot that mean old duck
I was standin' there and it started to stink
That chick was comin' across the street
As she came closer, I said hi
Lookin' mightly stupid you know why
She said hey baby you look great
But something's stinkin' on your head
Bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie
Tough kind of luck
Well bird shit boogie (Bird shit boogie)
A bird shit boogie
I'm gonna shoot that mean old duck

Now the chick is gone she broke the date
The shit's still stinkin' on my head
I was standin' there just like a fool
Feelin' mad but stayin' cool
I guess it's over now I'm sittin' here
I couldnt get lovin' but I got beer
I couldnt get lovin' but I got beer
I couldnt get lovin' but I got
Beer